

[After being treated like a lady by one of her dates]
Blanche: I feel like I did when I was a virgin!
Sophia: You mean the feeling isn’t going to last long?
Blanche: Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?
Sophia: I’m just saying you’re lucky Jack-&-Jill magazine didn’t have a gossip column.
Blanche: I’m not going to stand for this! Not in my own house…
Sophia: Take it Dorothy!
Dorothy: I bet you’ll lay down for it!
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY YEAH
where the fuck is she i am like balls deep in aliens right now