Pat Robertson tells woman whose husband cheated to remember that ‘well, he’s a man’ and to ‘make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander’ and just be grateful that you live in America (Found at Right Wing Watch; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/35651842453/pat-robertson-excuses-david-patraeus-the-mans)
when your otp is about to kiss
and then they pull away at the last second
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
Sophia: I can’t believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door!
Dorothy: Ma, you have relatives that throw priests out of windows!!